CAPITAL DISMAY BEACH TOWEL
CAPITAL DISMAY BEACH TOWEL
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THE VIBE 🏖️
Sun’s out, existential dread’s out. The Capital Dismay Beach Towel wraps you in the same skeleton-in-a-hoodie-and-blazer burnout that’s become a Chillxiety staple. With an all-over design and unapologetic red logo, it’s giving “I came to tan and disassociate.”
TECHNICAL SPECS 🧵
Size: 30" × 60"
Fabric: absorbent cotton-poly blend
Front: soft-to-the-touch surface
Hemmed edges so your identity crisis doesn’t fray
Graphic: All-over “unfocused, under-achieving, lazy” pattern
MENTAL CHECK-IN 🧠
This is the towel you throw over your face when you need to disappear. From beach days to bathroom meltdowns, it absorbs more than water. It absorbs vibes. Sad ones. Weird ones. Real ones.
STYLING CUES 🔊
USE IT LIKE: You just rage-quit your job and took a self-care day. You're sunbathing in the middle of a breakdown. Or you’re just here for the drip.
SUSTAINABILITY STANCE 🌱
We run tight, limited drops only — no excess waste, no mass production.
COMMUNITY TAG 🤘
Tag @chillxietybrand and use #SoakedInDread when drying off your last ounce of hope.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS 💧
Machine-wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron. This towel is already under enough pressure.
LIMITED DROP ⚡
For when you need to dry off… from life.
Sun’s out, existential dread’s out. The Capital Dismay Beach Towel wraps you in the same skeleton-in-a-hoodie-and-blazer burnout that’s become a Chillxiety staple. With an all-over design and unapologetic red logo, it’s giving “I came to tan and disassociate.”
TECHNICAL SPECS 🧵
Size: 30" × 60"
Fabric: absorbent cotton-poly blend
Front: soft-to-the-touch surface
Hemmed edges so your identity crisis doesn’t fray
Graphic: All-over “unfocused, under-achieving, lazy” pattern
MENTAL CHECK-IN 🧠
This is the towel you throw over your face when you need to disappear. From beach days to bathroom meltdowns, it absorbs more than water. It absorbs vibes. Sad ones. Weird ones. Real ones.
STYLING CUES 🔊
USE IT LIKE: You just rage-quit your job and took a self-care day. You're sunbathing in the middle of a breakdown. Or you’re just here for the drip.
SUSTAINABILITY STANCE 🌱
We run tight, limited drops only — no excess waste, no mass production.
COMMUNITY TAG 🤘
Tag @chillxietybrand and use #SoakedInDread when drying off your last ounce of hope.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS 💧
Machine-wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron. This towel is already under enough pressure.
LIMITED DROP ⚡
For when you need to dry off… from life.
