Performance Anxiety Journal
Performance Anxiety Journal
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THE VIBE 🧠
You ever sit down to be productive, only to spiral into self-doubt and existential dread? Same. The Performance Anxiety Journal features our burnout-era mascot in full corporate decay and the words: “unfocused, under-achieving, lazy.” A blank page has never felt so relatable. It's the notebook version of replying “haha yeah” to a therapy question.
TECHNICAL SPECS ✍️
Dimensions: 5.75" × 8" (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
144 pages of ruled line paper
Casewrap hardcover with mirror-image graphic on the back
Durable binding for overthinking longevity
Printed design won’t fade — like that voice in your head
MENTAL CHECK-IN 🧠
This isn’t your average productivity tool. It’s a soft landing pad for intrusive thoughts, side quests, to-do lists you’ll ignore, and lyrics to that song stuck in your head since 2003. Real growth starts with getting it out of your head and onto the page.
STYLING CUES 🔊
WRITE IN IT LIKE: You’re drafting resignation letters you’ll never send. Setlists for shows that only exist in your dreams. Mental rants between Zoom meetings. Art kid angst meets burnout diaries.
SUSTAINABILITY STANCE 🌱
Printed to order, zero overstock. You write your truth — we’ll handle the paper trail ethically.
COMMUNITY TAG 🤘
Tag @chillxietybrand and use #AnxiousPagesClub to show off your annotated chaos.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS 💧
Avoid open flame, water damage, and unsolicited advice. Otherwise, feel free to scribble, doodle, vent, or destroy.
LIMITED DROP ⚡
Because blank pages > toxic planners.
You ever sit down to be productive, only to spiral into self-doubt and existential dread? Same. The Performance Anxiety Journal features our burnout-era mascot in full corporate decay and the words: “unfocused, under-achieving, lazy.” A blank page has never felt so relatable. It's the notebook version of replying “haha yeah” to a therapy question.
TECHNICAL SPECS ✍️
Dimensions: 5.75" × 8" (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
144 pages of ruled line paper
Casewrap hardcover with mirror-image graphic on the back
Durable binding for overthinking longevity
Printed design won’t fade — like that voice in your head
MENTAL CHECK-IN 🧠
This isn’t your average productivity tool. It’s a soft landing pad for intrusive thoughts, side quests, to-do lists you’ll ignore, and lyrics to that song stuck in your head since 2003. Real growth starts with getting it out of your head and onto the page.
STYLING CUES 🔊
WRITE IN IT LIKE: You’re drafting resignation letters you’ll never send. Setlists for shows that only exist in your dreams. Mental rants between Zoom meetings. Art kid angst meets burnout diaries.
SUSTAINABILITY STANCE 🌱
Printed to order, zero overstock. You write your truth — we’ll handle the paper trail ethically.
COMMUNITY TAG 🤘
Tag @chillxietybrand and use #AnxiousPagesClub to show off your annotated chaos.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS 💧
Avoid open flame, water damage, and unsolicited advice. Otherwise, feel free to scribble, doodle, vent, or destroy.
LIMITED DROP ⚡
Because blank pages > toxic planners.
